Trench Wench/Marianas Maiden definition: A hard core female MT fan. Often found front row at MT concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
I like big letters.
OKAY MOVING ON. Yesterday, I had 2 orange lollipops. I bought three, but only had time to eat two. I got the first one cause my friend was buying noodles and I just felt like buying it. And the second one that I didn't eat because... I forgot. I dunno. And the third one because my friend saw Taylor Lautner's look-a-like again and she was too chicken to buy something. So I had to go first. But there was only about 10 minutes left of class and we already stayed out for break for like, 20 minutes. So I wanted to break the lollipop in to smaller pieces. I tried hitting it against the table, but that didn't work. SO my friend suggested I step on it. I did. The lollipop shot out of the wrapper and hit the table behind me. It was epic. And funny. I still ate it. I AM AWESOME BECAUSE I FINISHED A WHOLE LOLLIPOP IN UNDER 5 MINUTES. WITH BRACES. AND ELASTICS. THAT HURT MY TEETH. A LOT. HA. YOU JUST GOT PWNED N00BCAKE.
I like rainbow things.
Wooooooooooaaaaahhhhhh. This thing has been up for 3 hours. I'm lazy.
British accents are sexy.
You are awesome.
Josh is my future husband.
You are really awesome.
I am tired.
My teeth hurt.
I love you.
OKAY BYE.
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