:D

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm happy.

HI.

I HAVE BLUE HAIR NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. BLUE, PURPLE, TURQUOISE. HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


School is a waste of space.

Yes.

He was like "heeeeeey wassupppppp?" and I was like "betch please."

Ignore my last post that I deleted. I was cereal high or something.

Watching Food Network at night AFTER you already brushed your teeth is a bad idea.

Hurr.

I'm bored and hungry and it's 1:13 am.

Am I even wearing pants?

Doesn't feel like it. I don't know how people can wear short shorts all the time. IT FEELS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON.

I HAVE BRODA FEVER. NOT BIEBER FEVER. But I do like Bieber. Justine Boober. Jay Bewb. Martin Broda. <3

Josh still pwns them all.

YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG.

Dancing marshmallows that fence in the Bieber video. I like the song better without Usher.

YES CELEBRITY STATUS IS ON TV YESSSS.

POMEGRANATE. 8O

Celebrity Status

I look around, round,
Look around and look it over
I take it up, up, take it out and take you nowhere
Trading in who I've been for shiny celebrity skin
I like to push it and push it until my luck is over

It never stops, stops
Never stops, well, you better
Think it over, prima donna you don’t want to sever
All the work to impress, charming girls out of their dresses
And smiling pretty, well, pretty will swallow you forever

Step one, step two, step three, repeat
I pray at the church of asses in the seats
And I disappear behind the beat

When the mirrors and the lights and the smoke clear
I'd never guess how we ever could have got here
You can say what you say when the lights go down
So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth

I wonder why, why
I wonder why, why I ought to
Let you wreck, resurrect whatever you want to
I can't depend in the end; you know I thought you were my friend
Just stop, just stop, just stop, I think I got it

Sorry you, sorry me
Sorry every in between
Sorry everybody here will never be somebody clean
There’s a piece of me
They're throwing back at us
And they will buy you and sell you for celebrity status

Step one, step two, step three, repeat
I pray at the church of asses in the seats
And I disappear behind the beat

When the mirrors and the lights and the smoke clear
I'd never guess how we ever could have got here
You can say what you say when the lights go down
So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth
When the mirrors and the lights and the smoke clear
I'd never guess how we ever could have got here
You can say what you say when the lights go down
So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth

Look around, round
Look around, round
Look around
Look around, round
Look around, round
Look around
Look around, round
Look around, round
Look around
Look around, round
Look around, round
Look around
Look around, round
Look around, round
Look around

I’m trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
I’m trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
I’m trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
I’m trying, I'm trying, I'm trying

When the mirrors and the lights and the smoke clear
I'd never guess how we ever could have got here
You can say what you say when the lights go down
So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth

When the mirrors and the lights and the smoke clear
I'd never guess how we ever could have got here
You can say what you say when the lights go down
So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth

I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying

- Celebrity Status by Marianas Trench

Watch it. You won't regret it.

"I've been up since... balls AM."

Watch that till the very end for the most epic cover of TiK ToK/Just Dance you have EVER heard in your life.

I don't like Drake. I do not like him at all.

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us or could ever come above!

I have realized that I can't go a day without playing Robot Unicorn Attack.

I like the new Hotmail layout thing.

I dunno why I have MSN. I only have like, 10 people on it. And I don't even talk to them. I should start adding people.

ಠ_ಠ

That is my face when I feel like making that face.

"'Aarti' rhymes with 'party', but it also rhymes with 'farty'."

I love The Next Food Network Star. BRAD SHOULD WIN CAUSE HE'S ADORABLE.

Got milk? Got malk? Got mulk? Got melk? MALK. MMAAAAALLLLLLKKKKK.

Oh my Gaga. xD

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END.

VAPOORIZE.

Ok. I can't think of anything to write about.

Aw shit. He's drunk and holding a bow and arrow. GREAT NOW HE HIT THE HORSE. Envy. It's a movie. I like it. It's funny.

I still can't swim. Just thought you should know.

TAKE ME WITH YOU, I START TO MISS YOU
TAKE ME HOME, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT.

I wish I had Mean Girls on DVD. EPIC.

Okay now I'm gonna watch The Rawside Of... Die Mannequin. Came with my Fino + Bleed CD that my friend Jenny got me. LISTEN TO THEM. THEY'RE EPIC.

Metric was featured on that show before.

Okay so the DVD is epic so far. It started off with everyone at those shooting places, like where the po-po practice shooting with guns. And there's this one guy who's talking about stuff and he looks really creepy and old with a British accent which makes it that much more awesome.

Their manager's name is Mr. Butterscotch.

I smell something burning.

Aw fucccccchsia. I have to go out for dinner. Again. I think I'd rather not eat anything on the weekends than go out again. I can deal with that. And I didn't even get halfway through my DVD.

Okay I am back. YOU WILL BE HU-MILLY-ATED. Hiccups is a good TV show. CORNER GAS IS BETTER.

Milo, Care/Tony's dog died. ;-;

Tony got into drugs about 10 years ago.

Okay, this video is like, 1 or 2 years old.

CORNER GAS.

Care is epic and awesome and my new idol.

Okay DVD is over. THAT WAS EPIC. I need Unicorn Steak. Like, now. I NEED IT.

Wipeout is awesome. JOSH AUDITIONED FOR WIPEOUT CANADA ALONG WITH BEN KNECHTEL AND HOPEFULLY THEY GET ON BECAUSE I WANNA SEE JOSH ON THOSE GIANT RED BALLS.

I should stop buying skinny jeans. I hate summer.

BACON.

LIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTSSSSSS ♥

LIGHTS. ACOUSTIC. IS EPIC. GO BUY IT. BUY IT OR ELSE YOUR LIVER WILL EXPLODE.

I LOVE ICE CREAM.

The end.

PS. Hot In Cleveland is AWESOME.

She got caught in a tornado of toilet paper.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Ok. I just stubbed my toe. Ow.

I PEE ADDRESS.

OKAY GOODNIGHT POMEGRANATES.

MY BENCH IS ON FIRE!!!11!!!!1!

MY SUPER EPIC MARIANAS TRENCH SHIRT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAAAAAYYYYY. Or, a guy with my super epic Marianas Trench shirt walked up to my front door and gave me the package today. 8DDDDD It was warm when I took it out. I don't know why. BUT IT'S SUPER EPIC AND I LOVE IT. ♥ And the best part? IT'S AWESOME. Plus it only took 2 days to get here. 2 DAYS. TAKE THAT DISTRICT LINES. But it's probably cause 604 Records is in Vancouver. I want to go there and sit outside the building. And wait. Wait for Josh. JOSH. JOSH. JOSH ♥.

Cheerios are yummy. The honey nut ones. HONEY NUTS.

LOL. Merlin just went back to Gaius's house after being in the stocks. HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ON HIM.

British accents are very sexy.

My friend is ignoring my texts. I guess there's no point in having unlimited texting now. Most of the people I like don't have phones. Or they do, and I'm just too shy to ask them.

Michelle leaves for China tomorrow. And facebook is blocked so we can only talk on MSN.

Oh my Gaga. Merlin is epic.

Okay I just ate like, 4 bowls of Cheerios and I am like, cereal high.

IN LOVE.

Dangerous. SHE IS DANGEROUS. SHE WILL DROWN ARTHUR.

LISTEN TO MERLIN ARTHUR. LISTEN TO HIM. Holy crap his eyes are red and evil. o__________o

RUN MERLIN. RUN.

Dear you,

Thank you for reading this blog.

From me.

NO MERLIN DON'T FALL. AW CRAP NOW ARTHUR'S IN THE WATER. NO. Oh how awesome. Commercial.

Okay it's back. ARTHUR NO. DON'T DIE. I LOVE YOU. LOL he looks funny underwater. RUN MERLIN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. DIE SOPHIA. DIE. OKAY SAVE ARTHUR NOW MERLIN. SAVE HIM. OKAY GOOD. HE'S SAVED. Epic music. LOL now Merlina and Gaius are telling Arthur some story about him getting knocked out by Merlin and it's hilarious cause Arthur is like, all strong and stuff and Merlin is 'weak'.

"And killing things mend a broken heart?"
"No, but it's fun."

HA. YES. OKAY. OMG MERLIN'S THIRD TIME IN THE STOCKS. WOO! Morgana is pretty. I like her. She's awesome.

Holy crap. This is like the fourth time I've felt a painful thing on the right side of my chest. Ow. And I keep clutching my boob cause it kinda stops it. But now it's just getting weird.

Okay, so people are now typing with a space between the last letter of the word and the punctuation mark. I guess it's kinda nice, but it's annoying. BUT when they screw up and forget the space, I laugh at them.

RUN FAST FOR YOUR MOTHER, RUN FAST FOR YOUR FATHER
RUN FOR YOUR CHILDREN, FOR YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS
LEAVE ALL YOUR LOVE AND YOUR LONGING BEHIND
YOU CAN'T CARRY IT WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE

- Dog Days Are Over by Florence And The Machine

Oh right. The skirt. I'm sorry Alexx, but they didn't have any fabric I liked at the store. So I had to redo the entire design. It is now a blue skirt with two buttons at the top and (maybe) some ribbon at the bottom. But once I find fabric with polka dots and stuff, I WILL make that awesome colourful skirt. I swear.

Project Runway is pretty awesome.

I love seeing/hearing something really, really funny. I start laughing hysterically, and clapping. It can go on for a few seconds, or half an hour. I love it. These moments don't happen often, but when they do, it is awesome.

Ow. Chest pain thing again. Boob clutching again.

LOL on Project Runway, the camera zoomed in to the model's chest area. xD

Okay so the guy I like that works at the snack table at Magee, Michael, was here today. Finally. But I got so shy and I was scared to buy stuff from him. But my friend forced me to. And there weren't anymore orange lollipops left, and no more freezies. I laughed a lot. It was kinda embarrassing.

JUSTINE BOOBER IS A CUTIE. OKAY GOODNIGHT YOUNG POMEGRANATES. I LIKE PIRATES.

He said hippos were lame so I kicked his happysacks.

LIGHTS ACOUSTIC COMES OUT TOMORROW AND I CAN'T WAAAIIIITT. ♥

dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs dinosaurs.

Guess what? :o I ORDERED A MARIANAS TRENCH SHIRT TODAY. HERE IT IS. ♥ IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LIKE AWESOME. IT SHOULD BE HERE PRETTY FAST. CAUSE MY MOM CHOSE THE CANADA XPRESS DELIVERY OR SOMETHING. YEAH. EXPRESS. MY OWL CITY SHIRT STILL HASN'T ARRIVED. GO WRITE HATE MAIL TO DISTRICT LINES. D< Neil Patrick Harris is pretty hot. Even though I don't really know who he is.

Just in case you don't know me...
I LOVE JOSH RAMSAY AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED AND MCEWWY'S GONNA DIE.

Awesome #1

Awesome #2

Awesome #3

She is awesome. And super nice. And kinda short. We're the same height. She's pretty. She was at the Owl City concert here in Sexy Mongoose. I didn't find her. But I already met her twice before so that's okay. :)

JOSH. ♥

TITLE IS HERE.

Trench Wench/Marianas Maiden definition: A hard core female MT fan. Often found front row at MT concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.

I like big letters.

OKAY MOVING ON. Yesterday, I had 2 orange lollipops. I bought three, but only had time to eat two. I got the first one cause my friend was buying noodles and I just felt like buying it. And the second one that I didn't eat because... I forgot. I dunno. And the third one because my friend saw Taylor Lautner's look-a-like again and she was too chicken to buy something. So I had to go first. But there was only about 10 minutes left of class and we already stayed out for break for like, 20 minutes. So I wanted to break the lollipop in to smaller pieces. I tried hitting it against the table, but that didn't work. SO my friend suggested I step on it. I did. The lollipop shot out of the wrapper and hit the table behind me. It was epic. And funny. I still ate it. I AM AWESOME BECAUSE I FINISHED A WHOLE LOLLIPOP IN UNDER 5 MINUTES. WITH BRACES. AND ELASTICS. THAT HURT MY TEETH. A LOT. HA. YOU JUST GOT PWNED N00BCAKE.

I like rainbow things.

Wooooooooooaaaaahhhhhh. This thing has been up for 3 hours. I'm lazy.

British accents are sexy.

You are awesome.

Josh is my future husband.

You are really awesome.

I am tired.

My teeth hurt.

I love you.

OKAY BYE.

YOU BUBBLY TECH-HEAD SURGE-MONKEY EXTRA!!

So in Magee, there's this table where you can buy food and stuff. And today my friend saw a guy that looked like Taylor Lautner. She was freaking out and kept saying "OMG HE'S SO CUTE." Taylor Lautner has a funny nose.

But I saw a guy and he does not look like a Twilight star. His name is Michael and he is the cutest person ever. He sold me a box of Smarties. Blue is back. Win a Mac. THEY BROUGHT BLUE BACK BECAUSE JOSH HAS EPIC BLUE HAIR. Yeah. But he wasn't here yesterday or today. I think he's only there on Mondays and Tuesdays. But yesterday I had 2 blue freezies and my tongue turned Josh's hair blue.

Oh my Gaga I am so bored. So now I will post lyrics from some of my favourite songs. Be prepared for a Marianas Trench overdose.


I'm gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
Cause there's nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two

- Break Your Little Heart by All Time Low


I don't know how we're going to build a castle now
Do you want to start again somehow?
I'll stay until the sun comes down, down, down

- Bucket by Carly Rae Jepsen


Sometimes its hard to see
Anything lovely
All the people around me going for
Money and the money and the egos

- Money And The Ego by Carly Rae Jepsen


Hurts the same when nobody knows
Guess that’s just how it goes
And I, I won't say anything at all

- Say Anything by Marianas Trench


A thousand promises that never seemed to help me before
A hundred less and I would stumble till I found the back door
With nothing left to think I'll probably sit around and ignore
The apathy that always leads me

- Decided To Break It by Marianas Trench


Lost and useless
No more bruises
I’ll burn this place down
Don’t make no sound

- September by Marianas Trench


I could spill my guts out
Wearing my best little girl pout
I almost missed it
But nobody said that this was going to be easy

- Alibis by Marianas Trench


Try a little more, little more, little more
They slap you like a bitch and you take it like a whore
Upside down, and around and around
Just another piece till you need another sound

- Shake Tramp by Marianas Trench


And the guilt in me is the hurt in you
And the hurt in you is the lost in me
And the lost in me is the need in you
And the need in you is the guilt in me

- Shake Tramp by Marianas Trench


Little bit, little more, there’s something missing
I’m missing the point I did before

- Low by Marianas Trench


It’ll wear you down, and wear you down
You chase it, breathing in and out and in and out
They’ll push you up against the wall, against the wall
You didn’t think you’d feel it all but you were wrong about it

- Push by Marianas Trench


It feels alright but that's a lie that's always near

- Far From Here by Marianas Trench


They're calling out for blood
Guess it's just understood
Said we'd always try, as long as I
I just don't do

- Vertigo by Marianas Trench


It seems so long since I've been gone
I got so used to just hanging on
I feel so wrong, I don't belong
I got so used to just hanging on

- Alive Again by Marianas Trench


Laughing like it works, bleeding like it don’t hurt
Knock you off your feet, even if you need me
Tear you apart, and I hate how I need you

- Skin & Bones by Marianas Trench


Keep those tired eyes closed
Careful, follow my instruction
And I will show you self-destruction

- Masterpiece Theatre I by Marianas Trench


I’m under the gun
Feel like the only one
I just can’t decide what I’m running from

- All To Myself by Marianas Trench


Take me with you
I start to miss you
Take me home
I don’t want to be alone tonight

- Cross My Heart by Marianas Trench


If your heart wears thin
I will hold you up
And I will hide you
When it gets too much
I’ll be right beside you
I’ll be right beside you

- Beside You by Marianas Trench


But the rest is forgotten, behind me
Sometimes it reminds me
Of when we, we used to
Belong here

- Acadia by Marianas Trench


They keep mostly to themselves
Hush now, they’ll hurt you till your heart melts
They know you’re lonely
And they will only break your heart
And this masterpiece will tear you apart

- Masterpiece Theatre II by Marianas Trench


Sing sing to me
Sing me something I need
Sing new, sing good
God, I wish that I could

- Sing Sing by Marianas Trench


And I know this isn’t enough
I still don’t measure up
I know I'm not prepared
Sorry is never there when you need it

- Good To You by Marianas Trench


So shake, shake, shake, and shut your mouth

- Celebrity Status by Marianas Trench


What you want, what you need
Has been killing me
Trying to be everything that you want me to be

- Perfect by Marianas Trench


It hurts me to say
That it hurts me to stay
And it might be alright if you go

- Lover Dearest by Marianas Trench


It’s getting better in the worst way

- Masterpiece Theatre III by Marianas Trench


You've got nothing to lose
Except for me and you
And I don't want that attitude
When you know I can do, I'll do better than you

- Liquid Confidence by You Me At Six


I love you one, a two, a three shoobie-doo
I love you four, that's more than I can afford
And I can tell some day that I'm gonna say the truth
I love you five

- I Love You 5 by Never Shout Never


Bubble gumball martini
Is nothing like dépanneur red wine

- Soft Rock Star by Metric


Designer skyline in my head
Abstract and still well-read
You went from numbered lines to buildings overhead

- Designer Skyline by Owl City


Leave your jacket behind
Lean out and touch the treetops over town
I can't wait
Till we kiss the ground
Wherever we touch back down

- Hot Air Balloon by Owl City


No more poison, killing my emotion
I will not be frozen
Dancing is my remedy, remedy

- Remedy by Little Boots


Fuck you
Fuck you very, very much

- Fuck You by Lily Allen


Dark out, but you still gotta light up
You need to wake up, gotta keep your face up

- Face Up by Lights


Lions make you brave
Giants give you faith
Death is a charade
You don't have to feel safe to feel unafraid

- Lions! by Lights


I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle

- The Show by Lenka


Hey little girl you're on top of the world
You're all that I wanted to know
Never look back you're much stronger than that
And nobody knows where to go
When they come to a fork in the road

- Fork In The Road by The Latency


Porcelain in a paper cup world

- Tea Party by Kerli


Life is my creation
Is my best friend
Imagination
Is my defense
And I'll keep walking
When skies are grey
Whatever happens was meant that way

- The Creationist by Kerli


Feel it, breathe it, believe it
And you'll be walking on air
Go try, go fly so high
And you'll be walking on air
You feel this, unless you kill this
Go on and you're forgiven
I knew that, I could feel that
I feel like I am walking on air

- Walking On Air by Kerli


What if I stay forever?
What if there's no goodbye?
Frozen for a moment here in time, yeah
If you tell me the sky is falling
Or say that the stars collide
The only thing that matters in my life
Is you and I tonight

- You And I Tonight by Faber Drive


Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony, oh, love

- Always by Erasure


This way and that way
How’s it going to be
And what’s wrong with me now
When I can’t help to be

- Upside Down Cross by Die Mannequin


I TOLD YOU. MARIANAS TRENCH OVERDOSE. HA. I LOVE JOSH. POMEGRANATE.

Video on Trial is epic. Nuff said.

My teeth are kiiiiillllllliiiiiiiinnnnngggg meeeeeeeeee.

Oh my flying Gaga. I. Hate. Braces. >:l I feel like ripping my teeth out. Hopefully it goes away soon, cause I can't eat. But my orthodontist dude man person said that if I wear my elastics like I'm supposed to, then I might get them off next month. 8D

Okay so I heard on the radio that there's a pill that's supposed to make you stop being scared of whatever you're scared of. Which sounds awesome. But there's one huge problem: I'm scared of swallowing pills. Yeah. I'm also scared of a lot of other stuff. Like:

- My TV exploding when I'm watching it
- My house collapsing on top of me
- Stuff getting in my eye
- Lawnmower's going insane and destroying my house
- Birds pooping on my head
- Josh dying
- Josh getting married
- Josh losing his voice
- Bad stuff happening to Josh
- My microwave exploding
- My fan exploding
- A unicorn running through my window with Edward Cullen on it's back
- Edward Cullen watching me sleep
- My braces pushing my teeth out forever
- Stuff grabbing my leg while I'm asleep
- My bladder exploding
- Being crushed to almost death in a mosh pit while watching Josh perform

I think that's most of it. I don't think there's a name for most of this stuff.

I found a website. It's cool. It has like, lists and stuff. And one thing they wrote about was how to hallucinate like you're high without taking drugs. It's cool. I wanna try, but I need ping pong balls. Maybe Michelle can get me one! 8D

Did I mention that my teeth are KILLING ME? Well, they are.

I think Josh smokes. :/ I was totally being a stalker and stalking McEwwy's facebook, and one of her profile photos was of her. With Josh. On a beach. And Josh was holding something in his right hand. But it kinda got cut off so I'm not sure if it's a cigarette or not. :/ But I'm worried. He used to be addicted to heroine and he was a bulimic too. But he stopped both, so he is awesome. Lover Dearest is about his addiction to heroine. It's freaking awesome.

www.foodnetworkhumor.com <--- Epic.

I'm hungry. There's nothing good to eat. I told my mom to get Cheerios, but I think she forgot. I'll ask her again. Chefs vs. City is awesome. Food Network is awesome. I love the commercial for that 'Best Thing I Ever Ate' show. Some guy's all like "You almost have to squeeze it to get it in, it's so BIG" and I'm like "That's what she said."

GAAAHHHHH MY TEEETTTTTHHHHHHH.

Okay goodnight young pomegranates. ♥

MARIANAS TRENCH IS THE MOST AWESOMEST BAND EVAR!!!

Okay, so my favourite band ever in the whole world of everness in Ketchupland, MARIANAS TRENCH <3333 released their video for Cross My Heart in the US today. Or something like that. Which means they're gonna start getting popular there. And I love them, and I know that being successful and stuff is totally icy, but fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucknoooooooooo. D< Ten Second Epic became totally famous in other countries, and I haven't heard ANYTHING Canadian-related from them for a loooooong time. And I only saw them for like, 10 seconds on TV for the Junos. And if MARIANAS TRENCH <3333 start getting too popular, I will crawl into a hole and die.


They keep mostly to themselves
Don’t make a sound in case they hear you
It only hurts me to be near you

Keep those tired eyes closed
Careful, follow my instruction
And I will show you self-destruction

This masterpiece is only mine
Entirely guilty by design

If I burn out and slip away
If this is just a part I portray
If this is just a part I portray
You’re beautiful
Can I hide in you awhile
If this is just a part I portray
Can I hide in you awhile

- Marianas Trench, Masterpiece Theatre I

Josh says 'You're beautiful' four times in this song, three times in Masterpiece Theatre II, one time in Masterpiece Theatre III, and a total of eight times in the whole Masterpiece Theatre album. I freak out every time I hear it. <3

Yeah, I kinda stayed up for a few nights in a row typing the lyrics to all their songs out. I was bored, and I felt like it. Don't judge me.

Slurpee's are awesome...

... except when it's all melted. Then it's gross. Coke in Slurpee form is awesome, but Coke in melted Slurpee form is disgusting. It sounds like I'm talking about drugs. Which reminds me of a time when I was over at my friends' house for her birthday. We just finished playing laser tag and we were going to her house for dinner and stuff. Laser tag is epic. My code name was Mrs. Ramsay. Because I am the future Mrs. Ramsay. Anyways, I was really hot and sweaty cause we were running around everywhere. So we got to her house and I was like "Do you have any coke? Where's the coke? I want coke." And she told me that she had no coke. And then we all started laughing and they said I was high. But it was an awesome night. I kept laughing after everyone stopped, and then they started laughing at me again which made me laugh even more.

I just ate 3 marshmallows. Yummy. I haven't had any for a looooong time. Actually, it wasn't that long ago. In English, we were watching some old movie and I (finally) brought a pack of gum to school. Jordie, the 6'3'' giant kept bugging me for a piece after I already gave him one 5 minutes ago. Then Michael, the Edward Cullen obsessed dude offered me a marshmallow for a piece. And I had to agree to that cause I haven't had one in a long time. So yeah. And then Jordie stole my iPod and filmed stuff for the last couple minutes of class. And Michael gave me another marshmallow. Good day.

Okay so I have this super awesome friend, Michelle. And Michelle is like a table tennis or ping pong player. She tells me they're both the same. Anyways, she goes to the US and to Calgary and to China and stuff to compete in tournaments. She's really good. Even though I haven't seen her play. But she won this award, which is really hard to get. I forget the name of it. Yesterday, she left for Calgary. I'm gonna miss her. She goes away all the time for stuff. And she has practice and lessons every day. She was invited to this birthday party that I was also invited to, plus a girl I didn't like. So we planned on hanging out together because we both didn't really like her and we were just gonna ignore her, but the only thing she stayed for was the movie. Which sucked cause my other friend was sitting between the both of us and we couldn't talk at all. So we ended up only talking when we were in line for popcorn, and after the movie when we were saying goodbye. But we are gonna hang out sometime. Maybe when she gets back. We already promised to celebrate my birthday when school starts. We're gonna go to 7-11 and get Slurpee's and tons of candy. And Tim Horton's for ice caps and Splenda.

Okay so I've been re-reading Uglies by Scott Westerfeld. It's like one of the best books ever. I would like to thank Victoria for reading the book in Grade 6, and letting me borrow it when I didn't have a book for silent reading. (I would also like to thank her for introducing me to Percy Jackson. Thank you.) Okay so it's about a girl named Tally Youngblood, and she's an ugly. When she turns 16, she will become a pretty. Yeah. You get an operation when you're 16 to make you pretty. But then she meet's Shay. And then things get complicated. Very complicated. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say. And then after Uglies, there's Pretties. Life for Tally as a pretty. More complications. And then there's Specials. Specials are like police. Except much more dangerous. iwantasneaksuit. I think Specials is my favourite book out of all of them. And the last one is Extras. This one is different. It's not written in Tally's... perspective? I dunno what it's called. It's narrated by Aya Fuse. Tally only appears in the end of Part II. Yeah. Read it. I love them. I'm gonna start using the words 'bubbly', 'bogus', 'icy', 'ping', and 'Rusties'. And adding the name ending things to people's names. Like Michelle-wa, Michael-wa, Josh-la. Basically, if your name doesn't have a L in it, add -la. If your name does have a L in it, add -wa. Tally-wa, Shay-la.

Yeah. I'm gonna end this now cause it's long, and I really have to pee. Okay bye.

HI I LIKE CAPS LOCK.

I LOVE CAPS LOCK. I THINK I'M GONNA DO THIS WHOLE THING IN CAPS LOCK.

TODAY I WOKE UP AND SMELLED BLOOD. I THOUGHT I HAD A NOSEBLEED, BUT I DIDN'T. I GET NOSEBLEEDS A LOT. ONCE, I GOT ONE IN FRENCH CLASS AND HAD TO SIT THERE FOR 15 MINUTES WITH MY HEAD TILTED BACK CAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF TELLING THE TEACHER.

AND YESTERDAY I SAW MY FRIEND AT MAGEE. AND SHE WAS IN THE SAME SEWING CLASS AS ME. WHICH MEANS I'M NOT ALONE. I STILL HAVE TO FINISH DESIGNING MY SKIRT.

:)
- I NEED A HAIR-CUT.
- IT'S NOT AS HOT AS YESTERDAY.
- MY ATTEMPT AT DRAWING JEREMY THE BUG DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO BAD.
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR LIGHTS ACOUSTIC.
- I CAN'T WAIT FOR AN AIRPLANE CARRIED ME TO BED.
- JUNO IS ON TONIGHT. CHANNEL 19 AT 10 PM.
- SHE & HIM ARE ON THAT LAST CALL SHOW TONIGHT.
- NEVER SHOUT NEVER WAS ON THAT LAST CALL SHOW LAST NIGHT.
- I SLEPT ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT. IT FELT GOOD.

THE END.

:/

- It's too hot.
- I start summer school today.
- Summer school started two days ago.
- I keep hitting the slash instead of the period.
- Two sparkly things broke off of my hair clip.

That is all.

Merlin is on.

Merlin. One of my favourite TV shows ever. It's the Lancelot episode. :D First season, episode five. It's from the UK. They already had the second season. I'm still patiently waiting for it to come. I have a crush on Colin Morgan (Merlin) and Bradley James (Prince Arthur). I think they are both super awesome. I think I missed a few episodes... Oh well. It's on every Wednesday now on Space. Happy happy me.

Which reminds me. I still haven't seen the last episode of Glee yet. D: