My teeth are kiiiiillllllliiiiiiiinnnnngggg meeeeeeeeee.

Oh my flying Gaga. I. Hate. Braces. >:l I feel like ripping my teeth out. Hopefully it goes away soon, cause I can't eat. But my orthodontist dude man person said that if I wear my elastics like I'm supposed to, then I might get them off next month. 8D

Okay so I heard on the radio that there's a pill that's supposed to make you stop being scared of whatever you're scared of. Which sounds awesome. But there's one huge problem: I'm scared of swallowing pills. Yeah. I'm also scared of a lot of other stuff. Like:

- My TV exploding when I'm watching it
- My house collapsing on top of me
- Stuff getting in my eye
- Lawnmower's going insane and destroying my house
- Birds pooping on my head
- Josh dying
- Josh getting married
- Josh losing his voice
- Bad stuff happening to Josh
- My microwave exploding
- My fan exploding
- A unicorn running through my window with Edward Cullen on it's back
- Edward Cullen watching me sleep
- My braces pushing my teeth out forever
- Stuff grabbing my leg while I'm asleep
- My bladder exploding
- Being crushed to almost death in a mosh pit while watching Josh perform

I think that's most of it. I don't think there's a name for most of this stuff.

I found a website. It's cool. It has like, lists and stuff. And one thing they wrote about was how to hallucinate like you're high without taking drugs. It's cool. I wanna try, but I need ping pong balls. Maybe Michelle can get me one! 8D

Did I mention that my teeth are KILLING ME? Well, they are.

I think Josh smokes. :/ I was totally being a stalker and stalking McEwwy's facebook, and one of her profile photos was of her. With Josh. On a beach. And Josh was holding something in his right hand. But it kinda got cut off so I'm not sure if it's a cigarette or not. :/ But I'm worried. He used to be addicted to heroine and he was a bulimic too. But he stopped both, so he is awesome. Lover Dearest is about his addiction to heroine. It's freaking awesome.

www.foodnetworkhumor.com <--- Epic.

I'm hungry. There's nothing good to eat. I told my mom to get Cheerios, but I think she forgot. I'll ask her again. Chefs vs. City is awesome. Food Network is awesome. I love the commercial for that 'Best Thing I Ever Ate' show. Some guy's all like "You almost have to squeeze it to get it in, it's so BIG" and I'm like "That's what she said."

GAAAHHHHH MY TEEETTTTTHHHHHHH.

Okay goodnight young pomegranates. ♥